Tourists giggle at Benidorm T-shirts – from Denise Welch double to penis joke

Benidorm is a popular place for Brits to holiday – mainly thanks to the sun, sea and cheap booze.

But, it appears that there is another thing that makes the Spanish city so special to holiday-goers… the X-rated merchandise.

Ellie James flew to Benidorm on a girls trip and discovered a treasure trove of T-shirts and souvenirs that are certainly not for the faint-hearted.

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In a viral TikTok clip, she revealed some of Benidorm's finest garments and sights – including a Denise Welch 'lookalike'.

"Benidorm be like…" Ellie cheekily wrote in the caption.

She then got going with her wild tour of Benidorm's shops, along with her friend who spotted the first naughty top.

The bright pink t-shirt had a big slogan across the front, that read "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go to Benidorm."

Her brunette friend then spotted a poster for Benidorm's very own Pink, who had a very uncanny resemblance to Denise Welch.

With a 'I love Benidorm' cap on, Ellie held up a florescent yellow vest that had two arrows printed on the front.

The top arrow pointed to the mouth and said "Beer In'" whereas the bottom arrow pointed to down below and read "Beer Out."

Other cheeky apparel instructed to "lick" genitals and suck on "cocktails."

Some T-shirts used old school jokes, such as a black top that read: "I don't need Google, my wife knows everything."

After squeezing toy boobs and coming across posters advertising "lesbian shows", the pair came across a kebab van later on in the evening.

But, this wasn't a bog standard takeaway shop on wheels.

This particular takeaway offered "kebab, pizza and jazz."

To the end the clip with a bang as the duo ventured back to the clothing shop to find a mannequin with a penis for a nose.

Anything goes in Benidorm, right?

Left in stitches at Benidorm's fashion scene, many people fled to the comments to praise the travel video.

Some users even wanted to get their hands on some of the raunchy clobber.

One person commented: "I cried laughing for the entirety of this video. But the doll grab ended me."

Another user added: "Everything about this makes me wanna go so bad."

While a third admitted: "I want to go just to wear these tops."


Someone else said: "This is gold."

Meanwhile, a fifth chuckled: "I need to go here and get some of these tops."


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